I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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