office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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