I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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