I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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