Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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