What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Randomize