your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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