She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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