Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this just has baby written all over it
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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