What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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