just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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