I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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