can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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