she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
