i think my mom watched the whole time
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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