she was so not down for the gang bang
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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