you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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