Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize