do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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