check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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