Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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