The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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