if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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