Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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