Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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