I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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