Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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