Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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