summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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