All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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