that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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