Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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