I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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