We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Randomize
