Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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