Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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