That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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