I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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