I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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