I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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