I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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