wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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