is your mom at the bar?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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