Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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