I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
