is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So. Much. Porn.
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