My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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