Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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