I think I died a long time ago.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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