I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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