is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Is it penis luge time yet?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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