Your mouth is God's brothel.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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