Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
