awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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