Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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