I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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